Halloween Pictures

If you can't tell, halloween is my favoriate holiday. If I can't scare you with my costume..I must be loosing my touch.

Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures of '93, where I was a flasher. I wore a trenchcoat, spedos, and had a polish sausage tied around my waist. You couldn't see the sausage until I sat down..and it popped up. :) It was so much fun sitting in Denny's while my friends nibbled on my sausage. Oh yeah..I'll always remember it snowed during Halloween of '93...spedos and snow don't mix.


Fat Bastard(2004)


Sticking a bunch of rubber bullets to my head, I think my theme was that I really needed acne medicine.(2003)


Almost complete Frank from Donnie Darko suit (2002)


My Hulk costume from Contraception 13(2001)


My "Thing" from Adams Family costume for 2001


My pirate costume for 2000


My Tick halloween costume for '96


My condom costume for halloween '95


My halfman/halfwoman costume for halloween '94


Love me for whom I am...


My ghostbusters outfit back from high school..that was a LONG time ago.


Melinda and Lori at Halloween..oh baby!


Kelly(Mistress) as Tank Girl WOO HOO!